I'm a comedian, a writer, a gamer, and a sexy beast. As my friend once said, "There's a thin line between hunger and anger, andI'm riding a unicycle down it. Look closely, and sometimes you'll see both feet hit the floor."
Afraid yet? "Do What Now?" - Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"Do you want the moustache on or off? Too bad." Captain Murphy, Sealab 2021